http://www.mortgagepirate.com/about-us.html A tale of insurgency and eventual pirate domination! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Aye! In the Year of our Lord two thousand and one, a certain lackey gained berth aboard the mighty Mortgage Triumph, a thrice masted galley proud in her waters and true to her financial course. We sailed under protection of a Letter of Marque from Her Royal Majesty Queen Predatoria, and set about the cyberseas of the world in search of foreign outfits and mortgage outlaws. Ten months we sailed throughout the waters of the Americas, and for ten months that freeloadin' lackey pulled his ropes, swabbed his decks, and kept a wary eye for his single, solitary chance: Mutiny! Thats right, yer Mortgage Pirate fought his way up from the lowliest lubber to take control of the Triumph. I mades me captain walk the plank somewheres in the icy waters of the northlands, then set about weedin' the meek from the strong, the fools from the friends, the scallywags from the honestly violent pirates. I renamed my ship Fiscal Revenge and took to the seas with the thirst and zeal of a Corsair. I been fightin fer justice and mortgage equality ever since the winter of aught two, and my crew be gainin' in numbers daily - loan thirsty mutineers the lot of 'em. So beware, ye mortgage lenders and souls who be makin' a doubloon off o' me fellow pirates. We be takin' back the cyberseas and we be boarding financial vessels if ye' don't watch yer step! Ye been warned! And the rest of ye can takes the Mortgage Pirate's advice fer what its worth: if ye be wantin' fair mortgages, ye gotta fight! So handsomely now - me mortgage hearties! - and all hands to the Fiscal Revenge! Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT