Home Improvement Loan

Aye - home improvement loan clouds be brewing over yer dismal wreck of a ship.

Home Improvement Loan - Swab Yer Decks

Avast ye filt-lovin' dogs! Ye be havin a wretcfhed ship as far as I can sees, and that means a lot! Arrrr, I won;t even bother scuttlin yer shipo shes so p[urtid and rotting to boot. If yer lookin' to sell yer home, and if yer homee be lookin like it might cruible in even teh slightest gale, then ye best be takin' out a home improvement loan me hearties! All hands on deck ye wicked vermin!

Yer fate with a home improvement loan

Better break out the bullion me hearties if yer gonna be makin' that home improvement loan work. Arr - ye have to access a fair pot of gold form yer equity booty in order to make a real difference in yoru homes value, but with the right home improvement loan and a fine crew an' if ye listens to the wind ye can sails 'yon danger. Now listen good me heartie, and hear how to handle yer home improvement loan. Ahem:

Yo ho ho, a yo ho ho

Its time fer a home improvement loan.

First ya pine then ye paint

then ya fix yer kitchen sink.

Another room, a nice sun deck

and a bench to drink yer drink.

Better winders! Newer floors!

they'll be breakin' down yer doors

when yer fixin' up yer home

with a home improvement loan.

Aye, I learned that' chanty whilst I was sailin' wit the infamous Cap'n Mortgage Macduff. A fine sea dog to the bones and a right square old mortgage expert. he knew enough to know that a home ain't worth its weight in sea salt if ye be havin' problem with yer bathroom or yer sink, and if ye gots an ugly home form the outside expect some ugly offers. We bee vain pirates on a quest fer mortgage infamy, and the more yo put into yer house with a home improvement loan the more ye can recon on gettin' back. Arrrrrr.

Bitin down on a fish

One last thing - jyst ecause you be likin' to bite down on a fish befer breakfast doesn't mean the rest of the crew be bitin down. What I means ter say: don't spend yer home improvement loan on things that'll make you sing a chanty. Sing a song the whole world knows and make improvements a buyer might appreciate. Scurvy.