http://www.mortgagepirate.com/mortgage/ Yer mortgage don't be needin' no scurvy, predatory lender! There be enough dogs in the mortagge sea to finance yer loans at the rates you be needin'. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Prepare, ye wretched Devil Dogs, to be boarded and pillaged by the Mortgage Pirate! I be cuttin' and slicin' and stabbin' straight through yer mortgage myths and making headway into the financial storms now ransacking our cyberseas! I'm giving ye till the count of three to take flight and hide from me financial fires! One...Two...Allright, ye've been warned! Prepare to burn and meet Davy Jones! What yer mortgage means Welcome to the cyberseas, Matey, and if yer knowin' one thing it best be this: yer mortgage is possible only by money. Darg, tis a burden thats hard to bear, but every single doubloon you be payin on interest is goin' to grease yer fat lender dog's pockets. Wretched infidels, vile imps, and cursed barbarians the lot of 'em, but unless ye be livin' a life o' leisure - or livin' high on the cyberseas like yer own Mortgage Pirate - yer needin to be going through some wheelings and dealings with lenders. Curse 'em all, and bless 'em to boot - without mortgage lenders yer mortgage wouldn't be possiblee, and we'd all be left livin in mud huts and fields, workin' all our lives fer enough scratch just to buy a crumbling, worn out, mound of a home. Thank ye gods for the mortgage, just keep yer lenders away from me ship, or steer 'em straight to the edge of me bile soaked rapier. How ye be savin' by sailing smart But yer mortgage don't have to be a prize pig fer yer lender. Make 'em compete fer yer home loans, dagnabit! Make 'em squirm! Hold 'em all at the end of yer tattooed arm and let 'em drool over yer mortgage like the dogs they are. Create yer own low rates from the villainous poison they be feedin' you. Know what acceptable, competitive rates be lookin' like, and go into yer mortgage negotiations with a fire in yer gut like the very pits of Lucifer's rickety ranch. That be the best way to securin' low rates and good terms for yer mortgage, fight 'em at every step of the way. Know your finances - get actual quotes from competitive lenders- know what you should be loaned and go after it Face to the fires, me hearties! And long live the Fiscal Revenge! Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT http://www.mortgagepirate.com/mortgage/n8.html Yer home mortgage be available in all kinds 'o loans. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.mortgagepirate.com/mortgage/n7.html When spyin' fer mortgage loans, know what to look for - a fin, a sail, a sweet scent on the breeze. Arg! Enough poesy. It's time we gets down to some serious language! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.mortgagepirate.com/mortgage/n6.html Avast! Yer second mortgage loan be as devilish and dastardly as the reefs off the Sixteenth Archipelago! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.mortgagepirate.com/mortgage/n5.html Ahoy! Bad credit mortgage, ho! But beware! Them rocks are dangerous indeed. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.mortgagepirate.com/mortgage/n21.html Ye mightn be hearin' some tall mortgage company tales out here on the cyberseas, just keep floatin' by en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.mortgagepirate.com/mortgage/n10.html This be a woeful tale of mortgage rates, an' how a leech named Quest pilfered mine keep. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0