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Mortgage Company

Ye mightn be hearin' some tall mortgage company tales out here on the cyberseas, just keep floatin' by

Mortgage Company Myth

Sailing, sailing, aboard me pirate ship

I needs me loan I gots no home and me captains got a whip

the cat o' nine, the endless brine, the rolling salted sea

I needs more fer me home loans than a mortgage company.

Ye needs more than a good mortgage company for a good mortgage

Any mortgage company you be comin across upon these cyberseas will be looking fer one thing - booty! Mortagge lovin' plunder to whet his cankered and spiteful cheek! I seen 'em, I seen the mortgage company devils driftin off the Cliffs of Oman, boardin' civilian clippers in an attempt to pillage and make away scot free.

ye best not be trustin' yer mortgage company with naught more 'an yer loan interest. Make no promises expect none broken, thats what I be sayin. A lender's word means naught but muck and rickets - get yer sworn scrolls on paper and have 'em looked over by a lawyer.
Don't let your mortgage company dictate to your what mortgage you'll be gettin. If yer feeling pushed on way or the other an youre losing control of yer financial ship, grab back the wheel and steer her to clear waters away form yer storming, horrendous mortgage company.

There be so many options fer you out here on the cyberseas ye cannot settle for a single mortgage company - yer best be talkin to as many lenders as pirately possible, and make all 'em devil-wretches sweat.

Jiggin with your mortgage company

Have some fun with yer mortgage company, make 'em dance fer yer personal pleasure and the rollicking good times of your pitiful crew. Tell 'em all what other offers ye be seeing, and tell them exactly what you want. Make 'em dance the dance you tell 'em or make 'em walk yer mortgage plank!