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Avast! Yer second mortgage loan be as devilish and dastardly as the reefs off the Sixteenth Archipelago!

Mortgage Loan Twice Over - Yer Second Mortgage Voyage

Yer mortgage...and then theres yer second mortgage

Ahoy there, me hearties, and curse all mortgage dogs to the very depths of Atlantis' murky lair! Tis fair sailing this fine morn' in the briny mortgage blue, and whilst yon skies are clear an' me first mate be occupied with a spot of fisticuffs down in the galley, I'd likes ter be sittin' ya down for a wee song with certain regards fer yer mortgage loan. It seems to the Pirate that ye be needin' some advice, and though me peepers be driftin' somewheres off the coast of the Dark Continent I can sees a home buyer when I sees one, and ye be fittin' the bill. Now, ye have yer house, and tis a fine structure to be sure, built no doubt with the pride and fortitude of the great race of men livin' beyond the half-moon, but now yer needin' some more monies, eh? Be me right? Yer stash be spent on skin and the drink, an yer needin' ter spell away yer debts, true? I be speakin' true, and if yer ownin' a home at some times er another yer gonna be needin' a second mortgage loan. Prepare yer hull fer when you do, for second mortgages be the very spawn of Old Scratch hisself. Beware, that be the advice of the Mortgage Pirate!

Beware the second mortgage loan!

The devil be comin' in many strange forms, and so does yer home mortgage loan. One o' the most villainous be the second mortgage, and let me tells ya why:

yer second mortgage loan be a potent dagger indeed, takin the shape of debt consolidation loans, loans fer yer land ship, repayment fer yer lessons and learnin' and the likes, and any number of scandalous and wayward expenditures. Take out a home equity line o' credit and set up yer tab at the Yeller Menagerie, a fine pub off the Cape of Good Hope where yer Mortgage Pirate found first love in a woman only to wakes up and have that woman be lookin' more likes a lamb. Cursed Cape sheep, the death a many a better man than I!
Sure, yer gettin' a whole heap o' cash, but what be the cost o' all this money? Tis simple, the cost be another mortgage loan in addition to the one yer already payin', with interest. Tis a fine idea - a mortgage loan gots low interest rates an' all - but the fact o the matter is yer now responsible fer not one but two debts bigger than King o' the Samoas. that be a lot o' plunder, ye best be sure, and ye best be sure ye can pay it all back.

I be havin' just one thing ter say abouts a second mortgage loan: if all yer debts be in a single place, what be happenin' when thems debts get too big? Yer homless, thats what! Askin' yours truly fer a berth aboard the Fiscal Revenge. Tis a wretched state of affairs when ye can't be affordin' yer mortgage loan, an' crawlin' to the Pirate'll only save yer pretty hide once, then its straight to the plank with the likes of yer heathen guts! I run a fast ship to be sure, me crew be the swiftest, most financially cunning devils this side of Doom, an' we be rescuin' ye sad masses from those foul devil dogs that be callin' themselves proper lenders and gettin' away with pilferin the poor on the high cyberseas. i be the Mortagge Pirate, and if yer needin' any help in scuttlin' any other ship that be sailin' within these here seas, just eb callin' out me name and snappin' yer heels three times, and th' Mortgage Pirate'll be laughin' somewheres, drinkin' his port and tellin' the tale of how he tolds ye twice; Beware, the mortgage! D'aaarrrrrgggggg!