http://www.mortgagepirate.com/mortgages/n33.html Home mortgages be all the rage fer people who be wantin' a slice of the crust. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Never trusts a man with his eye set on home mortgages. Thats what I always says. people do crazy things when they look fer home financing. Tis the witchin' hour, and the landlubbers area betwitched crew that I'd rather see at teh end o' me rapier than on deck sailin round the Cape. Arrr. Greed and the home mortgages machine Aye, home mortgages be makin' crazies out of sane people who would otherwise be takin' their time, lookin' fer the right financial port to call home and setttling dowth with a nice, slow, steady loan. But not anymore, today's home mortgages be as much about booty pilferin' and financial mauradin as any pirate, and I'll tells ye why: There be more money in real estate than e'er beefore and probabaly ever again in this lifetime. Home appreciation rates are sky high, and the faster ye can get yer hands on home mortgages the better. Lenders know this, an' they know a good thing can;t last forever but people, we be a dumb beast to be sure. We don't think fer a second that the home mortgages were applyin for will some day become more and more expensive. Can we keep pace with the winds of financial change? Who cares! Yer too busy eying yer next purchase like some polynesian tart in the port. Argg, ye borrowin fools be warned! The home mortgages you apply for today will turn into a rangin' financial monsoon dastardly enough to sink yer ship and all hands within'! I be likin me water and me trusty ship - you'll ne'er see the Mortgage Pirate with home mortgages in his chest. But Pirate - you yourself had a mortgage just a few years ago! Avast! And prepares to be tossed like the vermin ye be straight into the drink off the Tierra Del Fuego! Any man who be sayin's I likes home mortgages be havin' a one way ride to the bone yard! Whats done is done - aye, I hads me a mortgage once, and a nice home with a view of the sea and a fair bubbly lady upon me knee. An its gone, all gone! The sea called me back an' I wasn't strong enough to resist her charms. Me! The Mortgage Pirate! Not strong enough! Ah harrr harrr harr - holds me me laddy, and ifr ye tells anyone about me cryin' I'll cut ye to the bone. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT