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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Aye, this be a fine update, fair and true with the eye of Atlantis and the great rickets of Old Hob in the drink. Aye, I ne'er known a mortgage company I likes, the whole lot can sink to the bottom in a bucket o' leaches and a barrel o' chum. Even worse be the bad credit mortgage company, who be shiftin' yer need fer bad credit mortgages into a dastardly effort to rob ye blind. Avast mortgage lending dogs and home loan hell hounds! This be the Mortgage Pirate's cyber sea! An ye be messin' with the wrong brand of rapscallion if ye be thinkin' ye can trick me wretched crew into takin' out one of yer scurvy loans! A pox on all lenders, and long live the great Queen Mother!