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What's New Archive (February, 2006)

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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Avast ye filthy mortgage loan needin maggots! This be the Mortgage Pirate! Back fger another round of financial swindlin and home loan treachery the likes of which ye'v seen in yer worst nightmares!

Arrr, we be talkin about second mortgages now, lettin' ye knows how to set sail for the promised land beyond the brink! No map will show ye how to profit with yer home improvement loan , only yer gut and yer drive fer glory can save ye from the horrors and whirlpools dotting yer home mortgages. Be warned! Although ye be dealin with land when ye looks fer home loans, yer still dealin' with pirates! An' the only way to beats a pirate is to be more ruthless, more mean, and more savage than they be! Avast! Join up with me loan huntin crew as we sail these cyber seas and rain Hades 'pon lenders!